This report was waiting for me this morning when I sat down at the computer to catch up on some obscure theological debate.
"Villagers in Peru are struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite crashes nearby..."
"Residents complained of headaches and vomiting brought on by a "strange odor..."
"Boiling water started coming out of the crater and particles of rock and cinders were found nearby. Residents are very concerned..."
No kidding! Doesn't anyone remember what happened after the last meteorite? Well, the top unscrewed and these egg-shaped craft came walking out and zapped all the onlookers with spraying sparks, for starters. Then they started collecting people and draining the life out of them for use in some kind of extra-terrestrial garden project...whatever it was, it was not good for the people involved.
Peruvian Villagers: after your headaches wear off, but before the egg-craft come out, I want you to run up and sneeze or cough toward the meteor. The creatures inside have not be vaccinated, so if you can get them sick with the cold or flu, they'll die. I'm serious; this is what happened last time.
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I guess maybe noone has commented because they aren't familiar with the original story? Are you referring to that old radio broadcast that everyone believed true? By the by-will you blog about Jeehovah's Witnesses and Seventh Day Adventists sometime. I'm curious about their beliefs.
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